For those of you who still wipe your own ass, this food blog is for you.

We’re not reviewing fluffy macaroons or seared scallops in a saffron cream sauce–just, no. We’re talkin’ gas station pizza, greasy roller dogs and other foods that roll. We’re talkin’ smashed sodium-packed breakfast sandwiches, meat product inside of fried dough stuff and fresh mini cookies in what some would consider to be a small bucket. We’re talkin’ midwest staples like gas station pizza and gas station breakfast pizza. 

You know, real-people food.

For the millions that start their day with a stop at their location filling station, this blog’s for you.

Welcome to the Gas Station Food Blog.